We are delighted to announce the arrival of Danish chef Dennis Riistofte at Home Farm Hotel from 22nd October 2008. Dennis is a talented and enthusiastic chef who will bring new dimensions to our kitchen. An award-winning chef in his own right, Dennis will join Head Chef Lee Villiers to make one of the most talented duos in the South West!

The following exchange of letters has been widely rumoured as being a true story. Sadly, it is a work of fiction, but no less enjoyable for it! If you have ever experienced the frustration of communicating with hotel staff, this one is for you! Enjoy!

Dear Maid,

Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my bathroom since I have brought my own bath-sized Imperial Leather.

Please remove the six unopened little bars from the shelf under the medicine chest and another three in the shower soap dish. They are in my way.

Thank you,
S. Berman

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Dear Room 635,

I am not your regular maid. She will be back tomorrow, Thursday, from her day off.
I took the 3 hotel soaps out of the shower soap dish as you requested. The 6 bars on your shelf I took out of your way and put on top of your Kleenex dispenser in case you should change your mind. This leaves only the 3 bars I left today which my instructions from the management are to leave 3 soaps daily.

I hope this is satisfactory.

Kathy,
Relief Maid

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Dear Maid

I hope you are my regular maid.